Tapeworm Home Remedy
by Jim
Shortly after returning from Vietnam in the late sixties I was worried I had unknowingly imported a tapeworm. No other symptoms other than significant weight loss, irratability, the odd stomach cramp and oh yea, the sensation of a rubber band sticking out of my butt. It was a bartender who offered this remedy, guaranteed to work. What you do is pour yourself a hot bath. Once settled, you lean back, raise your hips and spread your legs. Hold a mirror up to your ass and wait for the reaction. I asked the bartender what kind of reaction he was talking about and he confided .... Well, the theory is ... a healthy tapeworm cannot resist the sight of another asshole.
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